Yes, we voted for this man, Mr. Not-Quite-Prez, Obama. This country does need change and our new prez has been peddling that very thing, but don’t expect your taxes to decrease; it’s very possible they will go up, and sharply.

One of Obama’s projects is health care reform, something this writer holds dear because I work in that field. Universal Health Care is his plan, which is really nothing more than socialized medicine, and anyone who has ever lived in Europe can tell you, this plan doesn’t work. For one, the government pays for it, which means your taxes will increase. Also, the best health care will go to the healthiest people. This is TERRIBLE for Americans, because, let’s face it, we are a very FAT, SICK, AND MENTALLY UNBALANCED NATION. Hey, I could be wrong about all of this, and I hope that I am, but if I am not wrong....ouch! I can’t afford higher taxes, how about you?

So, my advice for you is simple: slim the Hell down, drink your orange juice, and read all the self-help books you can get your fat fingers on.

Force Drainer