This post was guest blogged by Roy Wood aka esofthub of My SysAd Blog and FreeAdLists. HMTK asked me to guest blog and share some of my military experiences with you. Let me preface this post by saying that I always thought I had the potential to make great strides in my life, but I was just surprised by how much of the confidence and determination I lacked would be gained from having been a soldier for the United States Army. I would like to dedicate this post to all those who have and will serve in the U.S. Army, Hooah!
One Friday night, in mid August 1994, my best friend and I were shooting pool and having a few brews at the local Pinky’s billiards hall in Tempe, AZ. After a few more cold ones, we started talking about doing something we had always wanted to do, serve our country and “Be all you can be.†That motto played in my head at least a thousand times. It was finally time for us to step up to the plate and follow through on something we had such deep convictions about. A few days later, we visited the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) in Phoenix, AZ. We were both going to continue the family tradition of military service, so we were determined to do our families proud.
While at MEPS, we both signed up for military occupational specialties that included cash bonuses, GI Bill, and college loan repayment incentives. Having just completed college, I was strapped with debt and needed financial relief. I also decided to pick up the $110 per month Airborne option. I was headed for Ft. Leonardwood, MO, aka “Lost in the Woods,†and he was headed for Ft. Jackson, SC. We were off in separate directions for better or worse.
My initiation into the military was quite painful. Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line†at Ft. Leonardwood’s reception battalion. I still recall the “peanut butter shot†in the buttocks. It practically brought me to my knees and nearly brought other men to tears. I remember thinking to myself, “I haven’t seen combat yet but I feel as though I have just been shot in the ass!â€
Once I arrived at basic training, my stress level really flew through the roof. I couldn’t believe how much the drill sergeants expected us to do even though we were so sleep deprived. What also struck me were the sleeping conditions, steel bunks and itchy wool blankets. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t like I had come from a wealthy family and was used to sleeping on fine Egyptian cotton sheets or anything. I guess I was more surprised at how “basic†basic training really was. My initial thoughts were, “What the heck have I done? I think I screwed up royally!†Fortunately, as the training progressed, the camaraderie between me and my “battle buddies†was taking shape and my perspective on life and responsibility was changing for the better. I started realizing that life in the Army depended on working as a unit – a team concept. I finally had a strong sense of belonging and purpose.
Surprisingly, about a year later, I saw my best friend again while attending Advanced Individual Training (AIT), the Army’s version of a vocational school. We compared notes and decided that joining the Army was a good move. We were both working in analytical fields and loving the new challenges.
Once AIT finished, I was headed off to Ft. Benning’s airborne school. I was back in a training environment and Sergeant Airborne was in my face. I thought jumping out of airplanes was a machismo thing to do -- television has a tendency to do that. Well it turned out to be much more dangerous and difficult than I had expected. The first thing I learned was the 5 points of contact for landing: 1) the balls of your feet, 2) the calf muscle, 3) the thigh muscle, 4) the buttocks, and 5) the pushup muscle. If you didn’t land properly then you would sometimes inadvertently use the 6th point of contact – your head – not recommended. My first jump was both exciting and terrifying. Once the parachute deployed, it was “knees to the breeze.†I earned my Airborne wings and was headed to my first permanent duty station, Ft. Drum, NY, home of the 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry).
The first thing I noticed about Ft. Drum was how remote it was, all trees, snow and deer. Being from Yuma, AZ, it took a week or two for me to acclimate. Five months into my first permanent assignment, I boarded for sergeant and almost “maxed†the board. I was selected to attend Professional Leadership Development Course (PLDC) and was the distinguished honor graduate; that was a very proud moment for me and my family. I looked at the remaining years on my military contract with great optimism. When I got back from PLDC, I was selected to attend Air Assault training, which I gladly accepted. Air Assault training is a gentlemen’s course, much more demanding mentally than physically. This course was ALL about attention to detail and the cadre meant business. If you received 40 demerits, you were gone – no ifs, ands, or buts about it. On the very first day, I got 5 demerits. Why? The cadre asked us to raise our hands. My wristwatch was exposed from my Battle Dress Uniform (BDU) sleeve and we had been told to remove jewelry and wristwatches. Obviously, I missed that important detail. That was the first and last time I didn’t know what the heck was going on. I didn’t want to go back to my unit as a failure (aka “boloâ€). I still remember going through the dry classroom lectures, hands-on and timed practicals, repelling from a 40-foot wooden wall and finally repelling from the real thing, a Blackhawk. It was an awesome way to finish Air Assault training.
After Air Assault, I returned to my unit only to find that they were deployed to the field. I packed my things and joined them. I was pleasantly surprised when my supervisor told me that the monthly promotion points were out and I had been selected as a sergeant. I had only been in the Army for 23 months and things seemed to be progressing quite smoothly. I had serious thoughts about applying for Officer Candidate School (OCS). My company’s executive officer (XO) was encouraging me to get it done soonest, and my battalion commander thought very highly of me. I knew his endorsement would be easy to obtain, so I thought great; I’m submitting an OCS packet.
Less than a month later, I got a bad case of reality shock. I had come down for orders, a one year unaccompanied tour, to Korea. I had heard some unfavorable things about Korea. Needless to say, I was not happy about it and neither was my family. I seriously contemplated signing a declination but I knew that would be a career killer and I did take an oath to serve. The best thing to do was head for Korea.
I arrived in Osan Air Base, South Korea via government air. We were bused to Yongsan Garrison for in-processing. I remember thinking, wow, Seoul, Korea, is a sprawling metropolis. It didn’t seem as bad as everyone said. In fact, it looked quite promising. A day later, I arrived at Camp Humphreys, which was my final destination. I had just gone through specialized training for this assignment and hoped to learn a lot. The mission was unique. It was a new system and I was part of a team which would help define its future.
The manning was supposed to be around 40 soldiers, but we only had 8 who were qualified to do the job. Remember when I said “Be all you can be.†Well, I learned to be all that I could be and a few more people to boot. The 8 of us had no choice but to do the work of 40! As the year progressed, we got more soldiers qualified and I was very optimistic that the workload would lessen. I soon found myself bogged down with additional duties such as squad leader, E5/E6 barracks sergeant, arms room sergeant, safety/energy monitor, Basic Rifle Marksmanship instructor, radar instructor, flight mission supervisor, and a number of other duties. But even with the heavy workload, the Korea experience was my most gratifying experience while in the military.
My final duty station was Ft. Bragg, NC, which is co-located with Pope AFB. By the way, the Air Force puts the “Air†in Army Airborne. I was now a member of the heralded 82nd Airborne Division, the “All American†division. I was going to be a real paratrooper and wearing the division patch really gave me a sense of pride, a “can do†attitude. When I got there, the first thing given to me were “the keys to the drop zone,†which were hanging from a tent peg. I was told to guard them with my life. Obviously, I got a little suspicious. Something sounded fishy and my new fellow paratroopers seemed to be laughing under their breaths. Okay, I can take a joke and things were going to be fine. Life at Bragg was basically the field and jumping. I remember jumps being mostly conducted at nighttime or very early in the morning. I recall prepping for my first C-141 (a jet) jump at the 82nd. I didn’t tighten my thigh straps very well, and I paid dearly for it. I exited the bird with a purpose and was immediately ripped from the body of the plane. That wasn’t the only thing being ripped. My groin area had pain I had never experienced before in my life. I think I could have broken glass with my squeal. I hit the ground and was barely able to walk off the drop zone. I was in terrible pain for a few days afterwards but it was a lesson learned. From then on, I never neglected to tighten those dang straps!
After honorably fulfilling my four year military contract, we grew tired of the unbelievable operational tempo and the family and I decided it was enough. I left the service and was offered a great opportunity as a civilian. I have to credit the Army for giving me the skills, confidence, and determination to take on a new career. Nine years later, I have earned a second technical degree, founded FreeAdLists.com and "My SysAd Blog," and I am currently the technical lead for a major corporation. I have to give credit where credit is due for these accomplishments -- My Family and the Army. Hooah!
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I was leaving the service just as you were getting in! In fact, my basic training unit at Fort Lost in the Woods was the last one not to be co-ed.
There’s nothing like having a few women around to make the term of basis a much longer one. All those women and you can’t even get close to them for weeks… It can drive a man crazy.. God bless them all!!!
HMTKSteve, you’ve been out for quite awhile. Most of your “battle buddies” from basic training are probably senior NCOs by now.
Joining the Army was the best decision I made during my early years.
Thanks for asking me to write this post. I enjoyed doing it.
Roy
I was a 45G while in the Army. That stands for Fire Control Systems Repair. The AIT was close to 9 months!
Things were very technical and I learned a lot about electronics. Because of this most of the guys I went through AIT with got out after their initial hitch to land good jobs in the private sector. The only reason I ended up in Telecom is because some people pirated my cell phone while driving through Rhode Island and the cell carrier killed it.
They later reactivated it but gave me a new cell number without providing any “this number has changed” message if people called the old number. Since all of my resumes were based on my cell phone my job offers dried up fast! The telecom job was the last good offer I got prior to this happening.
I had joined up intending to make the Army a career but, as you found out yourself, the Army is not a meritocracy and hard work is often rewarded with more work! The Army lives by the slogan of, “If you are the best at your job you will never be promoted out of it.”
Yeah, I wish the Army would institute a merit system. I think it would do wonders for morale and retention.
Ouch! Shot in the royal place eh, yeah that hurts physically and it normally strikes deep into once remembrance, “what a pain in the…”. Yet, I do not see any pain, when Roy Wood aka esofthub, writing this piece. I feel he enjoys it. I see the flow, and words seem nicely fit into this space. To invite him to be a guest writer here, is most appropriate, because he is always sharing his experiences on his life continuum that not many people have the opportunity to be in. “Be all you can be†— Hoorah! is a fine writing with lessons to be learn, all uniformed and uniformed to be, especially by civilians too, like me. Awesome. Wow! I gave a five upon five. Roy, more please…more.
Zubli, you’re right, I really enjoyed writing this post. It was nice reliving that particular time of my life. Although the thought of the “peanut butter shot” still makes me shiver. :)
I’m glad you pointed out the lessons to be learned…that was partly the intent of this post. Thanks. Roy
I like the part where you go from AZ to NY to Korea. Lots of travel. You are back in Asia Roy? Do you still jump for recreation?
Digital, I’m glad you found the post entertaining. Yeah, I’m back in Asia and living in the land of the morning calm.
Since leaving the service, I haven’t jumped out of a perfectly working airplane. Interestingly enough, some of my colleagues asked me the same question a few days ago. Maybe I’ll do it again, but this time without the static line. :)
Btw, I keep blaming my height challenges on the jumps. ;)
Roy
Even though I never went to Jump school or Air Assault school I always enjoyed the few rappeling exercises we did during training days. In fact I still have my US stamped D-ring and use it to latch my keys onto my belt.
Roy: What a fantastic piece of writing! Great storytelling – I could see that the post was long but I wanted to keep reading and I love all your descriptions of the training and the changes that happened within you. “I think I could have broken glass with my squeal.”
Ooowwwww!
Thanks for letting us (me!) get to know you better.
Come on now Ms. Q, we all know you have a soft spot for these Army story posts. You said before you knew a lot of Navy guys but we know you have a secret thing for us Army types ;)
Go Army! :)
I wanted to keep the post short, but it was difficult covering a 4 year experience in 500 words or less. I’m glad you found it entertaining…Roy
Bottled up for four years.. I always thought you ended your career in Korea, I had no idea you made the decision to return on your own. You’ve done quite well but you will NEED to leave some day.
Jim,
I definitely felt “bottled up” the first year at “Fort Lost in the Woods.” I was being retrained into another MOS, one that I didn’t signup for. Luckily, things were sorted out, and I was able to complete my contracted training.
Roy
maybe it’s because i am a german, but i despise the military.
there is nothing honorable in killing an “enemy”
values, confidence and determination can be get just as good in civilian live
The primary purpose of a military is to be a strong deterrent, prevent wars. It should not be used to promote wars.
I agree traits such as, values, confidence, and determination can be gained through civilian life. Military experience is just one way for some individuals to hone those traits, not the only way.
If you’re ever under attack by the “enemy” and you want protection don’t bother trying to find anyone to protect you. I guess you hate police too.
That was a really entertaining read, esofthub:
“I haven’t seen combat yet but I feel as though I have just been shot in the ass!â€
Haha! I (sincerely) believe that you should start another blog. I beg you, sir. Encore !
I appreciate the compliment total-spender. Start another blog…I’ll have to think hard about that. :)
Loved it! Everything I wanted to say about the post, Ms. Q has already said!
Thanks Rachel. I appreciate the vote of confidence. Two writers are saying the same thing!
Btw Rachel, MsQ’s link is http://qmusings.com/blog/
I think you might enjoy her posts.
Night Flights and the Morning Calm…
Roy – Although I didn’t join the Army I did spend nine years serving Uncle Sam in the Air Force. When I decided to join the military I remember my grandfather advising me to make the right choice. His words never explicitly directed me on what to do, but he provided several words of wisdom on which service provided the most promising means of comfort. My grandfather told me; the Marines sleep on a beach; the Army sleeps in a hole in the ground; the Navy sleeps on a ship; but the Air Corp (he was born long before the Army Air Corp spun off into the modern Air Force), the Air Corp sleeps in a bed. It didn’t take me long to decide which course I would follow.
It’s funny how little things change the direction we follow in life. I had gone through the MEPS indoctrination and selected Computer Programming as a career. The military likes to control the cards when making commitments and offered me an Open General contract which offered the opportunity to get into computer programming; but it also left a much larger likelihood that I would get “placed” in a position most needed by the Air Force — Administration or Security Police. No offense, the world needs night watchmen and secretaries but I was certainly hoping for something more substantial.
I decided that in order to beat the Air Force at its own game I was going to enter the service much earlier than expected and make sure I had a guaranteed job. I remember talking with a guy who was going into an electronics field that offered a 6-year enlistment and immediate promotion to E-3 out of basic training. Well, you didn’t have to explain that being an E-3 meant more money when the Eagle drops its load twice a month. The search was on for a new career. I mentioned to my enlistment advisor that I wanted a job that would get me those additional stripes. I couldn’t for the life of me remember the guys name who was helping me but I do remember his words, “I think I’ve found an excellent job for you, do you like drafting and maps?”. I said sure, what’s the job? Imagery Interpretation Specialist; this was going to be my new career. I didn’t know what the words meant, nor did I have any idea what I’d be doing, but I did know I would be wearing two additional strips once I completed basic training.
My trip to Basic Training was the first time I ever had flown anything larger than a Cessna 152. The plane left Milwaukee, Wisconsin full of guys just like me — green to the world around us. I remember asking the nurse for more pain killers (beer and flight attendants if you missed the translation). I don’t remember seeing a stoic face on the plane. We were buzzed with anticipation, that and a few alcoholic beverages. While the Air Force doesn’t come close to being a real boot camp by any means when compared to the other services, fear jumps into the brain of anyone wondering, “what in the hell have I gotten myself into”. It was late in the evening, dark outside, and we were picking our bags up, putting them down, trying to stand at attention, and getting yelled at the whole time. Let’s not forget that the brain doesn’t react very well when intoxicated and less so when placed in a completely alien environment.
Let’s just say that basic was a disappointment in a number of ways. First of all, there is way too much dust in Texas to keep anything clean and the physical requirements are less than could be expected in an 7th grade cross country team. I had been running 5-6 miles a day before entering basic with the expectation that it would be tough. Yup, those initial 1/4 mile runs really wiped me out and the 1 1/2 mile endurance run at the end was nothing less than spectacular as the squad crossed the finish line somewhat in tact; yes, we lost a few gimps along the way. I wonder what ever happened to those guys? They are probably running divisions at Google or Microsoft as we speak – not that working for Google would be a bad thing Roy!!
So where am I now? My career in the Air Force offered some very interesting opportunities, the best of which occurred after leaving the enlisted corp. I essentially returned to the same life supporting military operations as a contractor. Not only did I get to continue working with the many friends I had when in the Air Force, I was fortunate to work with several extraordinary people who are a byproducts of the military. From great opportunities come great performers, many of whom continue to create and challenge generations to come.
A few things I learned in the military;
1. It never really hurts to volunteer.
2. Never brag about your bowling average in Basic, you’ll end up cleaning toilets
3. The strongest survive not by always climbing the highest mountains; they pick the right mountain for the conditions at hand and take those experiences to the next challenge. Basically, what the means is choose your battles and don’t sweat the small stuff.
4. And finally – When you wish for something, wish for something that is difficult to attain as the easy things in life are easily attained. We should always challenge ourselves to rise above the average – the sense of accomplishment is far more rewarding!
One side note – I’m surprised Roy’s wife let him get away with using the word “got” in a sentence [When I got back from PLDC].
Jim,
Your comment should have been a post on http://www.hmtk.com, not a response. :) That was a well written response! Thanks for sharing your USAF experiences and things you have learned along the way while serving our country.
You would have to dredge up the Google opportunity. Hey man, the recruiter said the opportunity was still on the table when I returned to the states. Of course, that might be her standard response.
Regarding the “got,” I wanted to ensure you were paying attention. ;)
Roy
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Zubli, I will make a comment soonest. Thanks for asking.
A fine piece of writing but I have to admit I have no love of the military way of life, not something that is for me personally. I guess, therefore, I have to thank others that do the job on my behalf – in my case the UK forces. Unfortunately though, what they sometimes have to do is not something I actually want them to do. But such is the world when we have leaders like Blair and Bush.
A very interesting post.
Best wishes,
Mike.
Mike,
Thank you for your comment.
It can be a tough and sometimes unpopular occupation, but I’m glad we have citizens who are professional and willing to take on the challenges — regardless of the leadership.
Roy
Wow very insightful blog post about the army. Very interesting things as well that I have had no idea about.
John,
I’m glad you thought the post was insightful and informative. It was an interesting experience.
Roy
Very compelling. Thanks for sharing. Very nicely done.
gloria
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So is this the reason why you couldn’t have kids? :-) I was TDY to Hunter AAF and watched the Rangers jump from a C-5. It didn’t look like they jumped. It looked like they were shogunned out. Your experience probably felt like so. Thanks for sharing this.
Bryan
FYI:
The Army doesn’t say HOORAH, they say HOOAH. It is the Marines that say HOORAH and it is pronounced OORAH. It may not mean anything to civilians but it’s a big deal to the 2 branches.
Point taken on your last sentence.
FYI:
The Army doesn’t say HOORAH; they say HOOAH. It is the Marines that say HOORAH which is pronounced OORAH.
The way you decribe it would motivate the weakest links stand up and give it their all. You make a person proud to serve! Well done!
Thanks Elizabeth, I appreciate that.
TamSam,
In retrospect, I should have used “HOOAH.” I was trying to make a correction but my guest blog privileges are fairly limited.
Roy
Sorry about the double post…….didn’t mean to do that.
okay so does anyone know what exactly was in the peanut butter shot you got in the buttocks? I tried to explain it to my doctor (I have been out for 4 years) and he just looked at me funny. I don’t remember what it was please HELP!
No problem TamSam on the double post. It appears Steve of HMTK.com has changed the title to reflect the correction. Now if I could get him to change the 2 instances of Hoorah in the body of post (1st and last paragraphs).
Catrina,
I’m not sure what it was but it hurt like heck. Apparently, you know what I mean.
Roy
I took meps at ft knox. They let these female clerks watch us get our physical. I suppose they were prostitutes off the street or maybe white trash cunts from vegas. Seriously, what kind of a
woman would want to violate someone getting a medical exam.
Especially, for the process of defending the country they live in.
SICKENING!