Featuring quotes overheard durring games of HackMaster and Arkham Horror.

HackMaster Quotes

"You rolled the gullible and gambler quirks? Damn, I hope you turned those BPs into gold because I'm about to swindle them out of you!"

Said shortly after a battle ends and a character has died:

"Dude, you were robbed!"
"Yeah, I know, the GM has it in for me."
"No, you were robbed, I just checked your dead character's pockets and they were empty!"

"Why did you just kill my character?"
"You failed a doppelganger check."
"What are you talking about? We just started a new campaign with level one characters!?"
"Yeah, well... My character is paranoid and he has an enmity towards doppelgangers..."

"What would happen if I cast a 'pool gold' spell right outside the bank?"

"I'm sorry but I don't care how much damage you took when you tripped and fell into the spiked pit trap. The award is for most damage dealt to an *opponent* in combat, not to yourself!"

"You can't kill my character for taking the last soda!"

Arkham Horror Quotes

"So I failed a horror check, what's the worst this monster can do?"

"What do you mean the monster is immune to physical attacks? I've got a Tommy Gun and a stick of dynamite, no ones immune to that!"

"You just need to get a clue."

"Can you explain this 'devoured' rule again?"