The answers came from second grade school children.

Why did God make mothers?

  • She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

  • Mostly to clean the house.
  • To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?

  • He used dirt, just like the rest of us.
  • Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
  • God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?

  • God made mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
  • They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly used string, I think.

    Why did God give you Your mother and not some other mom?

  • We're related.
  • God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?

  • My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
  • I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
  • They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

  • His last name.
  • She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
  • Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?

  • My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
  • She got too old to do anything else with him.
  • My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?

  • Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
  • Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
  • I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between moms and dads?

  • Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
  • Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
  • Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
  • Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    What does your mom do in her spare time?

  • Mothers don't have spare time.
  • To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?

  • On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
  • Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

  • She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
  • I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
  • I would like her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

    If you know a mom, why not pass the link to this article on to her?